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Cornie Corzie #4

Q. What did Agatha Christie exclaim when her soup began to boil? A. “The pot thickens…” Q. What do you call an English prince who commits career suicide? A. Harry Kiri. Q. How did Elton John travel to Oz? A.

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Cornie Corzie #3

Q. What do tailors do when they get angry? A. Get shirty. Q. What’s Hannah Montana’s real name in Europe? A. Kilometery Cyrus. Q. Which comedian is the father of Mowgli from “The Jungle Book”? A. Will Feral Q. Which

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Cornie Corzie #2

LUTHERAN EDITION! Q. How did Martin Luther handle his 95 Theses? A. He nailed it. Q. What do Martin Luther and Jay-Z have in common? A. 95 problems… Q. Which meeting of the Holy Roman Empire is synonymous with the

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Corny Corzie #1

I’m proud to announce a new series of bite-sized jokes – “Corny Corzie”. Tune in daily to get your Corzie fix. So – without further ado! CORNY CORZIE #1: Q. How do you dance for an Arab oil baron? A.

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