Q. What did Agatha Christie exclaim when her soup began to boil?
A. “The pot thickens…”
Q. What do you call an English prince who commits career suicide?
A. Harry Kiri.
Q. How did Elton John travel to Oz?
A. Along the Yellow Brick Road.
Q. What’s a rapper’s favourite candy?
A. M&Ms.
Q. What’s Eminem’s favourite candy?
A. Skittles.
Q. What’s a bowling aficionado’s favourite candy?
A. Skittles also.
Q. Why wouldn’t the angry midget see a psychiatrist?
A. He didn’t wanna shrink.
Q. How do you make an angry firefighter even angrier?
A. Fight ire with ire.
Q. How did the Trojans know the Greeks were cross-dressers?
A. They saw Achilles’ heels.
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