Q. What do tailors do when they get angry?
A. Get shirty.
Q. What’s Hannah Montana’s real name in Europe?
A. Kilometery Cyrus.
Q. Which comedian is the father of Mowgli from “The Jungle Book”?
A. Will Feral
Q. Which Dutch player was arrested for theft?
A. Robben
Q. Why did the M.D. regret getting a further PhD?
A. He got sick of all the “Doctor, Doctor” jokes.
Q. Why did Kanye West take Viagra?
A. To Keep It Up with the Kardashian.
Corzies 
Consider Kanye! haha!