LUTHERAN EDITION!
Q. How did Martin Luther handle his 95 Theses?
A. He nailed it.
Q. What do Martin Luther and Jay-Z have in common?
A. 95 problems…
Q. Which meeting of the Holy Roman Empire is synonymous with the world’s worst diet book?
A. The Diet of Worms.
Q. Why was Martin Luther never crowned?
A. Because then he would be Martin Luther King.
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