Yearly Archives: 2014

It’s A Wonderful Life

The man in the grey overcoat looks over his shoulder. The bridge is empty. No witnesses. He leans over the snow-flecked railing. His eyes widen. The icy black water swells ominously below, beckoning him to come closer, closer… He leans

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“JAWS: INDIANAPOLIS” SLATED FOR MARCH 2018 RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE UNIVERSAL PICTURES ANNOUNCES “JAWS: INDIANAPOLIS”, COMING MARCH 2018 _______________________________________ UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif., September 21, 2014 – Universal Pictures today announced their “Jaws: Indianapolis”, the latest installment the Jaws cinematic universe. Steven Spielberg has signed on to produce

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Five Favourite Action Movies of the Nineties

#5 Is there a more quintessential Nineties action movie? Fresh off the boat from Hong Kong, Hard Boiled director John Woo announced his Hollywood presence with this confident début. Keep an eye out for the slow-motion flying doves, Woo’s signature

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Edge of Tomorrow

Tom Cruise stars in this inventive, time-bending blockbuster… Tom Cruise stars in this inventive, time-bending- … Tom Cruise stars in this- … Tom Cruise- Let’s start over. It’s an understatement to say Tom Cruise has had a somewhat shaky decade.

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Five Favourite Romantic Comedies

On February 18th 2012, I listed my “Top 5 Rom-Coms Ever” on Facebook. This was the first time I ever changed my original “Top 10 Films” of the year Corzie formula. I post the raw, unedited result below for your

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Posted in eighties, film, nineties, noughties, seventies

Godzilla (2014)

Every summer, one film promises greatness. In 2014, that film is Godzilla. In 2013 it was Man of Steel. In 2012, Prometheus. See a pattern? All massive disappointments. All the reviews I’ve written thus far on this website have been

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Frozen

  Yes, I know Frozen came out way back in November 2013. Let it go. I deliberately put off seeing the film for three months. After the release of Kung Fu Panda 2, I convinced myself that I was finally

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Blue Velvet

“I can’t figure out if you’re a detective or a pervert.” “Well that’s for me to know and you to find out.” In 1977, the yet unknown David Lynch made his surrealist debut feature Eraserhead: a film about the terrifying fear

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Philomena

Conventional wisdom dictates that you need two things to make a box office smash: A Hollywood star  – and a simplistic, action-heavy plot. Look no further than The Wolverine (Hugh Jackman, ninjas). Or Elysium (Matt Damon, futuristic gunfights). Or The

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Land and Sky

Out the Gate, The Runway Bare: Rev the Engines, Sail the Air. Below Cars gleam, Roofs naught but Rust We leave grey City In Our Dust. Past jagged Coastline Lies Untamed Sea Blind from Cloud… Sky breaks Free. I Fasten

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