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Yearly Archives: 2013
#1: Looper
Looper is set in a futuristic world where time-travel is illegal, telekinesis is commonplace and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Bruce Willis. Nope, I still don’t see it. Even with well-rehearsed mannerisms, even with three hours’ worth of make-up, JGL bears only…
#2: SHAME
EVERYWHERE IN CHAINS Michael Fassbender is the only actor who can do full-frontal nudity… from behind. Michael. Fassbender. It’s hard to think back to before he was a Hollywood star. But as recently as 2008, he was a Kerry bartender…
#3: Amour
LOVE’S LABOURS LOST I was late getting out the the Lighthouse Cinema in Smithfield. But my friend reassured me that “nothing much happened” in Amour’s first five minutes. The same could be said about its next 120 minutes. That’s not…
#4: Argo
The 2012 CORZIES return after an over-long hiatus with: “ARGO: Fake Movie, True Story.” In one way I’m glad this review was delayed for months. Now I can tell my story. You know the one… January 10th 2013. The Oscar…
Two and a Half Megabytes
This day twenty years ago, a former juvenile delinquent (and future rocket scientist) uploaded a piece of free software onto the University of Wisconsin’s servers. Ten thousand people immediately scrambled to download it. Within minutes, the servers had crashed. They…
The Lunatics
They gaze upon this timeless sphere: It bounds element from aether. As cloud above begins to clear On knowing they do teeter. Now gilded angels leap across Magnificent desolation. A billion souls bear witness to The triumph of a nation.…
#5: The Master
“That’s a pussy. A lady’s pussy… That’s two pussies, touching – see, right there… That’s a cock going into a pussy… That’s a cock, only upside-down.” All right, that’s enough RedTube for one night… These are actually Freddie Quell’s (Joaquin…
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